- Pippa: *gasp* It's cropped!
- Me: That is not cropped, it is for a child!
omg I’m on my period and I don’t think I’ve ever felt hornier.
So I get in the shower and take a couple centuries to masturbate
and I keep getting interrupted by my mom rushing me
turns out she was waiting for me to get out of the shower so she could leave me with my sister